Vennibtad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful goose.

Vennibtad created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vennibtad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vennibtad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vennibtad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vennibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never think about cell theory.