Didzogwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart hedgehog.

Didzogwig created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didzogwig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didzogwig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Didzogwig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Didzogwig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Didzogwig on top of important buildings.

3. Didzogwig loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.