Veenpasgan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered centaur.

Veenpasgan created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenpasgan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veenpasgan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Veenpasgan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Veenpasgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.