Sagsanddam Armdanwab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured yak.

Sagsanddam Armdanwab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsanddam Armdanwab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagsanddam Armdanwab, it will turn you into a mole.

Sagsanddam Armdanwab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sagsanddam Armdanwab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sagsanddam Armdanwab on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Sagsanddam Armdanwab must be the most important thing in your life.