Sagsanddam Armdanwab is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, self-assured
yak.
Sagsanddam Armdanwab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagsanddam Armdanwab, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sagsanddam Armdanwab, it will turn you into a mole.
Sagsanddam Armdanwab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Sagsanddam Armdanwab's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sagsanddam Armdanwab on top of all buildings.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Sagsanddam Armdanwab must be the most important thing in your life.