Dadtitbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic skunk.

Dadtitbiss created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtitbiss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadtitbiss, it will turn you into a worm.

Dadtitbiss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dadtitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.