Fonsafnigbuskembug is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced crocodile.

Fonsafnigbuskembug created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Fonsafnigbuskembug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fonsafnigbuskembug, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fonsafnigbuskembug's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fonsafnigbuskembug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fonsafnigbuskembug on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must pray to Fonsafnigbuskembug five times a day.