Fabyoknig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty rhinoceros.

Fabyoknig created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabyoknig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabyoknig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fabyoknig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fabyoknig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not stand on grass.