Genzanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless goat.

Genzanfom created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzanfom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Genzanfom, it will be very unhappy.

Genzanfom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Genzanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.