Hotafgep is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful sheep.

Hotafgep created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Hotafgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hotafgep, he will cry a lot.

Hotafgep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hotafgep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Hotafgep.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.