Jenjatlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful jaguar.

Jenjatlarg created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenjatlarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jenjatlarg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jenjatlarg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jenjatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Hide from black mice for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Jenjatlarg's priests.