Appfliscit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing swallow.

Appfliscit created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appfliscit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Appfliscit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Appfliscit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Appfliscit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appfliscit.

5. Never wear ear rings.