Sigjamrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic giraffe.

Sigjamrip created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigjamrip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigjamrip, she will turn you into a plant.

Sigjamrip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sigjamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.