Tipjoptetti is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent human.

Tipjoptetti created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipjoptetti, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tipjoptetti, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tipjoptetti's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tipjoptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Tipjoptetti loves voles, so they must be respected.