Wabcidflam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak mole.

Wabcidflam created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcidflam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabcidflam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wabcidflam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wabcidflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.