Nartlidlib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable hare.

Nartlidlib created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlidlib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nartlidlib, she will strike you with lightening.

Nartlidlib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nartlidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not commit murder.