Flaglunlen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing narwhal.

Flaglunlen created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flaglunlen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flaglunlen, she will send you a sign.

Flaglunlen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flaglunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if four monkeys approach from the north.