Wapbidrap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing ferret.

Wapbidrap created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbidrap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapbidrap, he will not care at all.

Wapbidrap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wapbidrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Do not commit murder.