Tafnulldon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever otter.

Tafnulldon created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafnulldon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafnulldon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tafnulldon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tafnulldon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Always pray immersed in water.