Yokvigsit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic hyena.

Yokvigsit created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokvigsit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokvigsit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yokvigsit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yokvigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.