Jadflagfemlag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident slug.

Jadflagfemlag created life two years ago.

If you believe in Jadflagfemlag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadflagfemlag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jadflagfemlag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jadflagfemlag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never mention capybaras.