Pangsandvog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish weasel.

Pangsandvog created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsandvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangsandvog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pangsandvog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pangsandvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the west.

5. Never talk about nebulae.