Stragshavdab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective ferret.

Stragshavdab created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Stragshavdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragshavdab, it will turn you into a frog.

Stragshavdab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stragshavdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not take Stragshavdab's name in vain.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.