Dottofbod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Dottofbod created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dottofbod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dottofbod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dottofbod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dottofbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray ear rings.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Hide if six squirrels approach from the south.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.