Carkabken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating butterfly.

Carkabken created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Carkabken, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Carkabken, she will curse you with boils.

Carkabken's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Carkabken's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the west.

2. Hide from black ants for they are unholy.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip in holy places.