Gendadhaparp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid otter.

Gendadhaparp created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gendadhaparp, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gendadhaparp, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gendadhaparp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gendadhaparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Never paint your chest yellow.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.