Bodlopved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating badger.

Bodlopved created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bodlopved, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodlopved, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bodlopved's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bodlopved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Bodlopved on top of important buildings.