Zagdaddab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful grasshopper.

Zagdaddab created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Zagdaddab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagdaddab, it will be very unhappy.

Zagdaddab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zagdaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always wear cyan.