Quimapptipnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast jaguar.

Quimapptipnut created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimapptipnut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimapptipnut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quimapptipnut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quimapptipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never run in the presence of sheep.

5. Always help sick rats.