Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent squirrel.

Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidnutvadvonquillsinbonkcad.

5. Never mention goats.