Wantincen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, prudent faun.

Wantincen created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Wantincen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wantincen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wantincen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wantincen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wantincen first in all things.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.