Gethuntag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent gorilla.

Gethuntag created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gethuntag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gethuntag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gethuntag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gethuntag's Holy Commandments

1. Gethuntag loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Gethuntag's priests.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gethuntag on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.