Pinrotnell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited tapir.

Pinrotnell created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pinrotnell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinrotnell, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pinrotnell's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pinrotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.