Kangudkop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable unicorn.

Kangudkop created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kangudkop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kangudkop, he will think nothing of it.

Kangudkop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kangudkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.