Teentoftal is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing wyrm.

Teentoftal created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teentoftal, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teentoftal, he will strike you with lightening.

Teentoftal's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Teentoftal's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never paint your neck green.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never jump in the presence of moths.