Gigwitdod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful donkey.

Gigwitdod created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigwitdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigwitdod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gigwitdod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gigwitdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always look after injured geese.