Bedlogsugcim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic clam.

Bedlogsugcim created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedlogsugcim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedlogsugcim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bedlogsugcim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bedlogsugcim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedlogsugcim.

2. You must pray to Bedlogsugcim three times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bedlogsugcim.

5. Never eat bark.