Bentintim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring shark.

Bentintim created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentintim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bentintim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bentintim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bentintim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bentintim on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.