Nilwodman Manbugflam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic newt.

Nilwodman Manbugflam created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilwodman Manbugflam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nilwodman Manbugflam, she will strike you with lightening.

Nilwodman Manbugflam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nilwodman Manbugflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nilwodman Manbugflam.

2. Never sing near bats.

3. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the east.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Nilwodman Manbugflam loves pigs, so they must be respected.