Popbesscibwig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying hedgehog.

Popbesscibwig created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Popbesscibwig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Popbesscibwig, he will remove you from existence.

Popbesscibwig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Popbesscibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.