Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witty pig.

Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kipquafkab Xucgubnullbasscetvadnar.