Faslamfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy warg.

Faslamfar created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Faslamfar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Faslamfar, he will turn you into a mouse.

Faslamfar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Faslamfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Faslamfar loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.