Fubbopwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow hare.

Fubbopwap created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbopwap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubbopwap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fubbopwap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fubbopwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never laugh near nematodes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about gravity.