Vilsom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying cobra.

Vilsom created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilsom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vilsom, she will ignore you.

Vilsom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vilsom's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Vilsom loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Vilsom.