Tiflagflab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing hare.

Tiflagflab created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflagflab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tiflagflab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tiflagflab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tiflagflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.