Cimvedzog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, astonishing dryad.

Cimvedzog created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimvedzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimvedzog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cimvedzog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cimvedzog's Holy Commandments

1. Cimvedzog loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing magenta rings.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cimvedzog.