Kipsigren is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome jackal.

Kipsigren created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsigren, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipsigren, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kipsigren's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kipsigren's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Never talk about fire.