Gadhundid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring mouse.

Gadhundid created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadhundid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadhundid, he will destroy your home planet.

Gadhundid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gadhundid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Put Gadhundid first in all things.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Do not jump in public.