Raw is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil chicken.

Raw created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Raw, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Raw, he will not care.

Raw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Hide if seven birds approach from the west.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.