Yartcebzag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident deer.

Yartcebzag created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartcebzag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartcebzag, it will turn you into a rat.

Yartcebzag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yartcebzag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yartcebzag.

2. Always obey Yartcebzag's priests.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear stockings.