Tettimingeb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless bee.

Tettimingeb created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettimingeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tettimingeb, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tettimingeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tettimingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tettimingeb on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.